"I want to tell you a story," she says.
"Okay, sweetie, tell me," I say.
"Once there was a wolf named Jabber, and he was walking in the forest, and he was looking for his mother and his father. And then, there was something IN the forest."
"What was in the forest?"
"It was a stegosaurus!"


"A stegosaurus?"
"Yes! And he ate him in his mouth."
"Oh no!"
"But then, he got out of his mouth."
"That's good."
"And then...he was HOME." She pauses, then gives a triumphant smile, knowing she has fully captivated her audience. "The End," she says.